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Oswald

Oswald

Thais — 32381, 32220, 7

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I am honored to be the assistant of the great, the illustrious, the magnificent Durin!
“Oh, hello you. What is it?”

💬 Things you can ask about

how are you
If there weren't so many people harassing me, life could be great.
sell
Hey, I am not a shopkeeper, I am an important man!
harassing
You need not ask me about that, you are perfect in that.
job
I am honored to be the assistant of the great, the illustrious, the magnificent Durin!
durin
Just between you and me, he can be quite a tyrant.
important
I am honored to be the assistant of the great, the illustrious, the magnificent Durin!
name
My name is Oswald, but let's proceed, I am a very busy man.
time
It is nearly tea time, so please hurry!
help
I inform higher officials of your need... sometimes.
dungeon
If you want to see dungeons just don't pay your taxes.
sewer
Our sewer system is very modern, but crowded with rats and wannabe heroes.
assistant
I have a job of great responsibility, mostly I keep annoying persons away from my boss.
annoying
You better don't ask, you wouldn't like the answer.
thank
You are... uhm... welcome. Are you finished already?
god
I think the gods are too busy to care about us mortals, hmm... that makes me feel godlike, too.
king
Ah, yes, yes, hail to King Tibianus! Long live the king and so on...
sam
A simple shopkeeper with minor intelligence.
benjamin
What do you expect from ex-soldiers? He is nuts! Hacked on the head far too often.
gorn
He sells his scrolls far too expensive.
quentin
I heard he was a ladies' man in younger days. In our days he is rumoured to wear women clothes now and then.
bozo
Isn't he the artist formerly known as the prince?
mud
I heared Sam dated a female mud-wrestler once.
weapon
It's rumoured that Sam does not forge all weapons himself, but buys them from his cousin, who is married to a cyclops.
magic
I overheard a conversation of officials, that magic will be forbidden soon.
power
There are people who talk about a rebellion against King Tibianus.
rebellion
There are people who talk about a rebellion against King Tibianus.
spell
I was told sometimes that sorcerers are toasted by misfired spells of their own.
muriel
He is rumoured to summon kinky demons to... well you know.
elane
They say she killed over a dozen husbands already.
marvik
Who knows what this old man is up to in his hideout when no one is watching?
gregor
I was told he lost a body part or two in duels... if you know what I mean.
lugri
Some say he is Ferumbras in disguise.
excalibug
It's beyond all doubt that certain sinister elements in our city have certain knowledge about this myth.
chester
I never found any rumour concerning him, isn't that odd?
ardua
She's a bitch, trust me. She was the girlfriend of the evil Partos some time ago.
partos
What a shame. He claimed to be the king of thiefs and was caught stealing some fruit.
gamel
This man lives in the darkness like a rat and is also as handsome as one of them. He surely is up to no good and often consorts with sinister strangers.
strangers
Just last week a one eyed man, who had a room at Frodo's, met him in the middle of the night.
goshnar
They say he isn't truly dead. He was... or is a necromant after all.
necromant nectar
You are not the first one to ask about that. Am I the only one that preferes wine to such disgusting stuff?

💬️ Precise dialogue

Exact conversation needed to reach a specific outcome (a trade, a key, a reward). Type each line in order.
monster
“AHHHH!!! WHERE??? WHERE???”
rumo (or: gossip / new)
“You know a rumour? TELL ME! TELL ME! TELL ME!”

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