Humgolf
Kazordoon
— 32598, 31880, 9
I am chief rotwormtamer of Kazordoon. I sell rotworms and buy meat and tasty, fresh rats for my worms.
“you, good day .. or night, whatever.”
💰 Trade
You can buy
Nothing for sale.
You can sell
meat
2 gp
ham
4 gp
rat
2 gp
💬 Things you can ask about
job
I am chief rotwormtamer of Kazordoon. I sell rotworms and buy meat and tasty, fresh rats for my worms.
name
I am Humgolf Molesight, Son of Earth, from the Molten Rock.
tibia
More nice beneath this noisy green surface.
kazordoon
I like the mines best.
big old
The mountain seems tasty as far as my worms are concerned.
worms
They are so cute and so intelligent.
human
They are not cute and not intelligent.
orc
They are even more stupid and ugly than minotaurs.
minotaur
They are stupid and ugly.
elves
They are not worth to be mentioned.
geomancer
They have an understanding of worms.
god
The worm does not care about gods, why should I?
earth
Home of the worms, home of my people, too.
fire
Where earth is giving, fire is taking. That's the way of the elements.
drilling licence
I am not allowed to sell worms to people without a formular 007 licence to drill or a 0815 artist licence.
007
I am not allowed to sell worms to people without a formular 007 licence to drill or a 0815 artist licence.
0815
It's a special licence for artists. It was only used once as I sold a white worm to Frietsiek and Yor.
artist licence
It's a special licence for artists. It was only used once as I sold a white worm to Frietsiek and Yor.
life
Can't say I like it much.
plant
Only a rotting plant is a good plant.
citizen
Many noisy pepole down here are scaring my worms.
kroox
Poor guy, has lost his drilling licence for drinking.
jimbin
His tavern is too crowded and too bright for a dwarf with taste like me.
maryza
Don't like the way she looks at my worms.
bezil
Always chatting. How can someone talk that much?
nezil
Always chatting. How can someone talk that much?
uzgod
We are trading now and then. Fine dwarf he is.
etzel
Does a worm need spells to work his kind of magic? I do neither.
motos
That guy is a monster! I despise rotwormkillers.
general
That guy is a monster! I despise rotwormkillers.
durin
If he'd live today he'd be a rotwormtamer like me.
duria
Thinks she's to good to talk to rotwormtamers.
emperor
The emperor should spend more money on rotworm husbandry.
kruzak
The emperor should spend more money on rotworm husbandry.
pyromancer
Hotheads.
technomancer
GO AWAY! I heard they think of replacing worms with machines. That is an OUTRAGE!
army
They should remember old dwarfish rotworm tactics. Think like a worm and the battle is almost won.
colossus
Never was up there to look at it.
ferumbras
A true enemy of the worms.
excalibug
Silly fairy tale.
new
Who needs news if the old things are still good enough?
monster
Unwormish creatures they are.
stonegolem
Too hard to be gnawed away by even the finest worm.
help
I am here to help the worms, not the fools.
quest
What by the worm are you talking about?
task
What by the worm are you talking about?
what
What by the worm are you talking about?
gold
gold is one of the things my worms can unearth.
money
gold is one of the things my worms can unearth.
equipment
If you own a good worm you need nothing else
time
Time does not matter to a dwarf who understands the ways of the worm.
fish
Go away with that waterthing!
💬️ Precise dialogue
Exact conversation needed to reach a specific outcome (a trade, a key, a reward). Type each line in order.
buy rotworm
“Do you want to buy a rotworm?”
yes
“Hey, you don't own a drilling licence. No deal!”
