Bunny Bonecrusher
Carlin
— 32315, 31756, 6
“Salutations, commoner you!”
💬 Things you can ask about
new
Our reports are only for internal use.
join army
Sorry, we dont recruit foreigners. Perhaps you can join by doing a quest for the queen.
report
Our reports are only for internal use.
queen
HAIL TO QUEEN ELOISE, OUR NOBLE LEADER!
leader
Queen Eloise is a fine leader for our fair town, indeed!
how are you
We are in constant training and in perfect health.
army
The army protects the defenceless males of our city. Our elite forces are the Green Ferrets.
guard
The army protects the defenceless males of our city. Our elite forces are the Green Ferrets.
green ferrets
Our elite forces are trained by rangers and druids. In the woods they are only second to some elves.
castle
The castle is not meant for defence but as a residence for the royal family.
subject
Our citizens have the luck to live under the wise rule of our beloved queen!
dogs of war
They are a men's club, mainly concerned about bragging and drinking alcohol.
knights of noodles
They are rumoured to be skilled fighters. Then again, in the land of the blind...
druid
They are our main magic support and play a major role in our battletactics.
battletactics
Our tactic is to kiss.
tactics
Our tactic is to kiss.
kiss
K.I.S.S.! Keep It Simple, Stupid! Complicated tactics are to easy to be crushed by a twist of fate.
bloodblade
Old man. I can't tell what's worse for the shape of Thais' army.
thais
It's just a rotten hideout for drunks and men too lazy to do some serious work.
city
Our city blends in with the nature surrounding it. Our druids take care of that.
bonecrusher
Our family serves in the Carlin army since uncounted generations!
sister
Our family serves in the Carlin army since uncounted generations!
bambi
She is one of my beloved sisters and serves Carlin as a town guard.
blossom
She is one of my beloved sisters and serves Carlin as a town guard.
busty
She is one of my beloved sisters and serves Carlin as a town guard.
family
She is one of my beloved sisters and serves Carlin as a town guard.
fenbala
She is one of our Green Ferrets and one of the queen's bodyguards.
barbara
She is one of our Green Ferrets and one of the queen's bodyguards.
cornelia
Cornelia forges the armor necessary for our troops.
armor
Cornelia forges the armor necessary for our troops.
rowenna
Rowenna is responsible for our troops' supply with weapons.
weapon
Rowenna is responsible for our troops' supply with weapons.
legola
She is a distant cousin of mine and my sisters.
ferumbras
Believe it or not. I killed him two times with my own bow, but some unholy forces rise him again and again.
join
Join what?
god
I whorship Banor, the first warrior!
banor
He is the idol for all fighting women and a reminder of what a man could become, if he could jump over his own shadow!
zathroth
Don't mention the dark one in the city of life!
monster
We cleared the woods around Carlin from most of them. But lately more and more showed up again.
excalibug
I am sure only a woman could muster the courage and strength to wield this weapon of myth.
graveyard
Bah! Just men's tales! Who believes in such bullshit? Perhaps we should put some men there over night and see what happens. Hehehe!
cemetary
Bah! Just men's tales! Who believes in such bullshit? Perhaps we should put some men there over night and see what happens. Hehehe!
crypt
Bah! Just men's tales! Who believes in such bullshit? Perhaps we should put some men there over night and see what happens. Hehehe!
💬️ Precise dialogue
Exact conversation needed to reach a specific outcome (a trade, a key, a reward). Type each line in order.
hi
(or: hello)
“Address me properly ”
hail
(or: salutations)
“Address me with my title, commoner ”
job
“I am the general of the queen's army and have not the time to explain this concept to you.”
“I am the general of the queen's army! You really should consider to join, sister.”
quest
(or: mission)
“Yeah. Entrusting a male with an important quest. Get serious!”
“Sometimes the queen calls for heroines. Keep eyes and ears open!”
sell
“Are you suggesting I am corruptible?”
yes
“Take this!”
✨ Also reacts to
This NPC has extra dialogue/quest logic around these words that isn't
simple enough to show as a direct answer here - talk to them in-game
to find out what happens.
idiot
asshole
retard
sucker
fag
fuck
shut up
shit
ugly
smell
blow
cock
dick
pussy
vagina
bitch
nigger
